✨moonlight angel✨
19 & Thriving
on June 22, of 2014.
My visit to get screened for cancer:
  1. Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
  2. Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
  3. Nurse: "So he's your...."
  4. Me: "Friend."
  5. Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
  6. Me: "11."
  7. Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
  8. Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
  9. Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
  10. Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
  11. Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
  12. Me: "Uh. 0."
  13. Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
  14. Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
  15. Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
  16. Me: "With homosexuality."
  17. Nurse:
  18. Me:
  19. Nurse:
  20. Me: "I fuck girls."
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