do you think anime parents have a baby 

and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think

“oh no

she’s a main character.”

"oh shit im a tragic backstory"

a man looks over the breakfast table to see his wife feeding their young child. 

he stares, horrified. laying his paper slowly on the table he whispers,

“When did you start wearing your hair like that?”

That’s why anime dads always leave. THEY KNOW.