So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg
And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates
And people started messaging me so I responded
And one person proposed to me
And then she blocked me so I made a status about it
Holy shell I need a life
why does an Egg have better social life than me
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